I’m Big in Europe

I've been writing a column for the Pan-European magazine On Board this season. I know I am supposed to hate magazines (and I sort of do) but they asked and seem like nice enough blokes, plus they pay me in Euros. I finally got four of the five issues that have come out already and scanned them, which means, if you want to read stuff that I think will appeal to Europeans (but more likely doesn't appeal to anyone) now you can! Click the images to download the fancy PDF version.
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Big in Europe

After Future went under, I sold off most of what I'd written to Euro mags, which any extreme journalist will tell you is the best thing to do with crap no one in the US will use. Of course, some of the stories were actually pretty good, and I am glad they found a home, even if some of the text is in German and I will probably never see them anyway. I guess the issue of On Board that I sold some teenager profiles too made it stateside, and although I haven't seen it, Adryan was nice enough to scan me a jpeg of the one profile I wrote…
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I’m Big in Europe

I've been writing a column for the Pan-European magazine On Board this season. I know I am supposed to hate magazines (and I sort of do) but they asked and seem like nice enough blokes, plus they pay me in Euros. I finally got four of the five issues that have come out already and scanned them, which means, if you want to read stuff that I think will appeal to Europeans (but more likely doesn't appeal to anyone) now you can! Click the images to download the fancy PDF version.
Read More

Big in Europe

After Future went under, I sold off most of what I'd written to Euro mags, which any extreme journalist will tell you is the best thing to do with crap no one in the US will use. Of course, some of the stories were actually pretty good, and I am glad they found a home, even if some of the text is in German and I will probably never see them anyway. I guess the issue of On Board that I sold some teenager profiles too made it stateside, and although I haven't seen it, Adryan was nice enough to scan me a jpeg of the one profile I wrote…
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