Brooke Geery

Get Your NASCAR Gear Here!

Because I really enjoy seeing if clueless PR people will come through on their promises, here's some completely irrelevant info for the people who came here 1) looking to get their Instagram unblocked or 2) that think I'm funny/interesting (there are way more of #1.) I believe this EXCITING info I received today was  aimed at Yobeat, but whatever. I work for a company called The Collectionary.  We are building the best place to go on the internet to find and buy items for avid collectors. One of the Collectionary's we have is for NASCAR! http://thecollectionary.com/club/nascar We would love to feature your blog on our NASCAR Facebook page with over…
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MFNW Saves the Day!

While I'm admitting to being old and falling asleep at shows, I should also note I once feel asleep in the front row on an emo show. It was my friends' band, formerly Hijack the Disco, now known as HIJK, because Panic! at the Disco issued them a cease a desist. Anyway, I had gone to a wedding reception prior, been drinking all day, and as soon as I sat down (even in the FRONT ROW) I just nodded off. It was a small show, so obviously the band was aware of my absurd behavior, and proceeded to throw my name into songs to try and wake me up. It…
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MFNW: I Made it Out!

Long before deciding that attending Musicfest Northwest sounded like a good idea, I once fell asleep at a Dinosaur Jr. concert. Everyone seemed amazed that I was able to sleep through the incredibly loud music, but with a little bit of vodka, it just sounded like white noise to me. And I can honestly sleep anywhere. So it should come as no surprise that I also nodded off at the Bob Mould show last night. This time though, I'm saying it was far less pathetic. My people! First of all, we went to another show first. Fred Armisen at the Crystal Ballroom. If I was really choosing my shows by…
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Musicfest Northwest: Here I Come!

So I scored myself a VIP wristband to Musicfest Northwest this week in Portland. (Obligatory thanks to Aaron at Red Bull here- follow him on twitter @RedbullPDX.) I guess this would be our version of South by Southwest, ya know, kind of a big deal if you're into that whole music thing. I mean, I have zero interest in music and I wanted to go. Of course, it probably helped that Jared told me my all time favorite band of all time Saves the Day was playing too. I'm going to blog about it, but like I said - I normally don't go to shows. It's not that I don't…
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The Snowboard Dating Game!

In one of our more-brilliant recent efforts at doing relevant snowboard content is our latest video (series?) The Snowboard Dating Game. Stan is your host, while Timbro has to select a snowboard based only on information (most of which got cut out to make it short enough for the Internet's attention span.) The rest is made even more awkward with sensual music. Enjoy.
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The Lemmy Twerking Files

I know the Internet is all in a tizzy about Miley Cyrus at the VMAs. Personally, I don't care, other than the fact it MAY drive traffic. Besides, my dog Lemmy is the best twerker I know. He does it when he's excited, and well, he's excited a lot. So first, I made this video. And then, Morgan Freeman went and read the definition of Twerking on TV. So you know this had to happen. I love the Internet.
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