{"id":7641,"date":"2009-10-19T06:00:45","date_gmt":"2009-10-19T11:00:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yobeat.com\/?p=7641"},"modified":"2020-11-18T15:48:30","modified_gmt":"2020-11-18T20:48:30","slug":"10-reasons-not-to-move-to-portland","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brookegeery.com\/?p=7641","title":{"rendered":"10 Reasons NOT to Move to Portland"},"content":{"rendered":"\t<h1>Archives<\/h1>\t\t<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7648\" title=\"portland\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yobeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/portland.jpg\" alt=\"portland\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Like Breckenridge in the 90s or Mammoth in the early part of this decade, Portland has become the hot spot for snowboarding. It\u2019s an interesting choice, since the mountain is actually over an hour away, but it seems that being hip and urban is in these days. But as a Portland resident who has lived here since before it was cool (but not actually a native, those are like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yobeat.com\/2009\/05\/hot-dogs-and-hump-day-with-cory-grove\/\">unicorns<\/a>), I am here to tell you Portland is TOTALLY overrated. Here are ten definitive reasons why.<\/p>\n<p><strong>1.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 It rains<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>You\u2019ve probably heard this rumor and it\u2019s true. From Nov- March it rains pretty much every day. The worst part is all that rain is snow in the mountains, so you are pretty much <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yobeat.com\/2008\/12\/hump-day-special-report-snow-in-portland\/\">ALWAYS<\/a> forced to ride powder. Stupid northwest.<\/p>\n<p><strong>2.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Affordable housing<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s actually possible to buy a house here, and with that comes all the headaches of home ownership. You\u2019ll likely end up a slum lord, renting out your house all of your dirt bag buddies and actually paying less than you would to rent. Damn that responsibility.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7651\" title=\"food\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yobeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/food.jpg\" alt=\"food\" width=\"600\" height=\"250\" \/><br \/>\n<strong><br \/>\n3.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lunchonhawthorne.com\" target=\"_blank\">Really good, cheap food<\/a><br \/>\n<\/strong><br \/>\nPortland has more good, cheap restaurants than most places, which leads to two problems. The first is trying to decide where to eat, which can take longer than the eating itself, and two, you\u2019ll probably get fat.<\/p>\n<p><strong>4.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Cheap beer<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>PBR is kinda of gross, but in Portland, you will be forced to drink A LOT of it, as it is available at basically every bar for $2 or less. Also, you will probably turn into a<a href=\"http:\/\/www.yobeat.com\/2009\/10\/party-time-product-reviews-first-layer-test-2\/\"> drunk <\/a>living here.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7650\" title=\"20090730_hcscpw_0010\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yobeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/20090730_hcscpw_0010.jpg\" alt=\"20090730_hcscpw_0010\" width=\"600\" height=\"342\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>Summer at Mt. Hood. Photo <a href=\"http:\/\/www.powderphoto.com\" target=\"_blank\">Amy Galbraith<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>5.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Year-round snowboarding<br \/>\n<\/strong><br \/>\nIt\u2019s nice to be able to get away from snowboarding every one in a while, but here, the mountain literally never closes (well ok, it does for like a week sometimes.) There are also four resorts on Mt. Hood to choose from (3 you would actually go to) and all these choices get exhausting.<br \/>\n<strong><br \/>\n6.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Job opportunities<br \/>\n<\/strong><br \/>\nIf you live in Portland, you might find yourself in a position that you actually want to get a job. Companies such as Bonfire\/Salomon, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yobeat.com\/2008\/08\/yobeats-holden-office-tour\/\">Holden<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yobeat.com\/2009\/10\/office-space-with-30s-thursday-airblaster\/\">Airblaster<\/a>, Nike, High Cascade, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yobeat.com\/2008\/09\/grenade-before-and-after\/\" target=\"_blank\">Grenade<\/a>, Atmosphere and more call the city of roses home. What is the world coming to when you get a job somewhere that you actually might WANT to go to work?<br \/>\n<strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>7.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Cool people<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Seriously, people here are <em>so<\/em> cool. So if you don\u2019t like hipster bullshit, you\u2019ll have to actually find a group of the normal people who lurk in the outskirts to be friends and ride with. There are plenty of them.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-7652\" title=\"photo4\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yobeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/photo4-600x795.jpg\" alt=\"photo4\" width=\"440\" height=\"581\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>photo: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jaredsouney.com\/2009\/10\/iphonetography-part-four\/\" target=\"_blank\">Jared Souney<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>8.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Tons of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yobeat.com\/2009\/02\/portlands-new-park\/\">skateparks<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>If you\u2019re a typical snowboarder, you probably think you like skateboarding, but are bad at it. So there\u2019s a better-than-normal chance you will manage to hurt yourself skateboarding and then be out for the season thanks to endless free concrete parks.<\/p>\n<p><strong>9.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 You don\u2019t need a car<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Having a car is awesome. You can get a bitchin\u2019 one that chicks will dig and will probably get you laid. But here, you can ride your bike and take the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yobeat.com\/2009\/01\/get-on-the-grease-bus\/\">Grease Bus<\/a> to the mountain. This will probably not get you laid (or if it does, it will probably be by a snowboard chick.)<\/p>\n<p><strong>10.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 We don\u2019t need any more idiots<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>If you haven\u2019t figured out by now that Portland is actually the greatest city to ever become \u201chip\u201d in snowboarding, seriously, don\u2019t move here.   <!--EndFragment--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Archives Like Breckenridge in the 90s or Mammoth in the early part of this decade, Portland has become the hot spot for snowboarding. It\u2019s an interesting choice, since the mountain is actually over an hour away, but it seems that being hip and urban is in these days. But as a Portland resident who has lived here since before it was cool (but not actually a native, those are like unicorns), I am here to tell you Portland is TOTALLY overrated. Here are ten definitive reasons why. 1.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 It rains You\u2019ve probably heard this rumor and it\u2019s true. 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