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<\/a><\/p>\nGiraffes are the only mammals born with fully formed horns – to protect their heads when they fall out of their mom at birth. Of all the animals in the bush, I’m pretty sure that the giraffe would have the hardest time snowboarding, but hey, at least they wouldn’t have to wear a helmet.<\/p>\n
There is definitely some jib trick to be invented with elephants, assuming you could train them to hold their trunks steady and didn’t get hung up on their tusks.<\/p>\n Since we have buffulo in America, it was only so exciting to see these lazy bastards lounging around in the river, trying to keep cool.<\/p>\n Despite their utter adorableness, the velvet monkeys would not make great pets. The little jerks bite.<\/p>\n Africa lacks much in the way of water, so this warthog family was probably stoked to find a delicious tar-flavored\u00a0puddle.<\/p>\n Gonna be honest, after seeing giant, dangerous creatures all day, birds are kind of whatever.<\/p>\n Moments after posing for this photo, this baboon sprinted into the bush and got in a fight. Probably also not a good pet. Plus they never shut up.<\/p>\n The white striped Kudu. I don’t remember any fun facts about these.<\/p>\n Impala were everywhere in Kruger National park. They have a M-shaped marking on their back, which apparently stands for “money-back,” meaning that if you don’t see one while you’re there, you should get your money back. We saw hundreds of them.<\/p>\n These antelope secrete a smell that crocodiles find highly offensive when they get wet to ward off attack.\u00a0Meanwhile, crocodiles kill humans all the time in Africa, mostly women doing their laundry in the river. It’s a harsh world out there, kids.<\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n