{"id":55208,"date":"2019-09-25T18:08:45","date_gmt":"2019-09-25T23:08:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brookegeery.com\/?p=55208"},"modified":"2019-09-25T18:08:45","modified_gmt":"2019-09-25T23:08:45","slug":"girls-guide-to-riding-on-the-rag-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brookegeery.com\/?p=55208","title":{"rendered":"GIRLS\u2019 GUIDE TO RIDING ON THE RAG"},"content":{"rendered":"\t<h1>Archives<\/h1>\t\t<p><a href=\"https:\/\/brookegeery.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/Screen-Shot-2019-09-25-at-4.13.36-PM.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-55209\" src=\"https:\/\/brookegeery.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/Screen-Shot-2019-09-25-at-4.13.36-PM.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"1214\" height=\"630\" srcset=\"https:\/\/brookegeery.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/Screen-Shot-2019-09-25-at-4.13.36-PM.png 1214w, https:\/\/brookegeery.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/Screen-Shot-2019-09-25-at-4.13.36-PM-300x156.png 300w, https:\/\/brookegeery.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/Screen-Shot-2019-09-25-at-4.13.36-PM-768x399.png 768w, https:\/\/brookegeery.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/Screen-Shot-2019-09-25-at-4.13.36-PM-550x285.png 550w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1214px) 100vw, 1214px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ever since the\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/yobeat.com\/2012\/05\/28\/t%E2%88%9E-h%E2%96%B2rd-teaser\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Too Hard teaser<\/a>\u00a0included a girl tossing a bloody tampon, it seems even male snowboarders are aware that girls bleed once a month. It\u2019s ok, it\u2019s just nature and it\u2019s what makes childbirth and the continuation of life possible. But that doesn\u2019t mean it\u2019s not icky for dudes to think about, a pain in the ass for girls to deal with, and most importantly, a bummer when you\u2019re trying to get some snowboard action. Between dealing with cramps, being an even bigger bitch than normal, and trying to protect your long underwear from gross stains, it\u2019s probably the most serious problem facing women\u2019s snowboarding today. So as a fellow female and long time menstruator, I\u2019ve decided to put together a handy guide for snowboarding with your monthly visitor.<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/brookegeery.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/Screen-Shot-2019-09-25-at-4.13.42-PM.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-55210\" src=\"https:\/\/brookegeery.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/Screen-Shot-2019-09-25-at-4.13.42-PM.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"1294\" height=\"792\" srcset=\"https:\/\/brookegeery.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/Screen-Shot-2019-09-25-at-4.13.42-PM.png 1294w, https:\/\/brookegeery.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/Screen-Shot-2019-09-25-at-4.13.42-PM-300x184.png 300w, https:\/\/brookegeery.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/Screen-Shot-2019-09-25-at-4.13.42-PM-768x470.png 768w, https:\/\/brookegeery.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/Screen-Shot-2019-09-25-at-4.13.42-PM-550x337.png 550w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1294px) 100vw, 1294px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Medical.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Pat Bridges is convinced that you are more likely to tear your ACL while menstruating. He\u2019s told me and every other female snowboarder about it on multiple occasions, which makes it true, right? Actually, the truth according to science is changes in your estrogen levels make you more prone to knee injuries around the middle of your cycle, which means, when you\u2019re bleeding, you\u2019re in the clear! So go out there and twist your knees as violently as you want as long as there is blood coming out of your vagina.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/brookegeery.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/Screen-Shot-2019-09-25-at-4.13.48-PM.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-55211\" src=\"https:\/\/brookegeery.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/Screen-Shot-2019-09-25-at-4.13.48-PM.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"692\" height=\"972\" srcset=\"https:\/\/brookegeery.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/Screen-Shot-2019-09-25-at-4.13.48-PM.png 692w, https:\/\/brookegeery.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/Screen-Shot-2019-09-25-at-4.13.48-PM-214x300.png 214w, https:\/\/brookegeery.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/Screen-Shot-2019-09-25-at-4.13.48-PM-550x773.png 550w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 692px) 100vw, 692px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Equipment.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Choosing the right feminine hygiene products can make all the difference. First off, maxi pads are out. What are you, 12? As for tampons, there are two schools of thought on this one \u2014 with applicator or without. The applicator free tampons are smaller and easier to store, but hell, you\u2019ve got a waterproof jacket with pockets, so does it really matter. Best bet, go with something wrapped in plastic and with a plastic applicator, just in case your taped-seams fail. No one wants a fully soaked tampon expanding in their pocket while they ride.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/brookegeery.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/Screen-Shot-2019-09-25-at-4.13.53-PM.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-55212\" src=\"https:\/\/brookegeery.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/Screen-Shot-2019-09-25-at-4.13.53-PM.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"1150\" height=\"672\" srcset=\"https:\/\/brookegeery.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/Screen-Shot-2019-09-25-at-4.13.53-PM.png 1150w, https:\/\/brookegeery.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/Screen-Shot-2019-09-25-at-4.13.53-PM-300x175.png 300w, https:\/\/brookegeery.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/Screen-Shot-2019-09-25-at-4.13.53-PM-768x449.png 768w, https:\/\/brookegeery.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/Screen-Shot-2019-09-25-at-4.13.53-PM-550x321.png 550w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1150px) 100vw, 1150px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Advantages.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>So there are lots of things that suck about having your period, but like most things in life, there is a bright side. In the male-dominated world of snowboarding, this it is a gross and mysterious process that most dudes don\u2019t want to talk about. So, when there\u2019s an annoying dude hitting on you in the ski town bar? Start talking about it. Trust me, they\u2019ll leave and you can go back to drinking away the pain of cramps.<\/p>\n<p>So there you have it. No more excuses, and no more complaining. Boarding on the rag is still a day boarding, and there\u2019s really nothing wrong with that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Archives Ever since the\u00a0Too Hard teaser\u00a0included a girl tossing a bloody tampon, it seems even male snowboarders are aware that girls bleed once a month. It\u2019s ok, it\u2019s just nature and it\u2019s what makes childbirth and the continuation of life possible. But that doesn\u2019t mean it\u2019s not icky for dudes to think about, a pain in the ass for girls to deal with, and most importantly, a bummer when you\u2019re trying to get some snowboard action. Between dealing with cramps, being an even bigger bitch than normal, and trying to protect your long underwear from gross stains, it\u2019s probably the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0},"categories":[2194],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brookegeery.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55208"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brookegeery.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brookegeery.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brookegeery.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brookegeery.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=55208"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brookegeery.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55208\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":55213,"href":"https:\/\/brookegeery.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55208\/revisions\/55213"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brookegeery.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=55208"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brookegeery.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=55208"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brookegeery.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=55208"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}