{"id":30790,"date":"2012-02-22T06:00:48","date_gmt":"2012-02-22T14:00:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yobeat.com\/?p=30790"},"modified":"2020-11-19T15:50:53","modified_gmt":"2020-11-19T20:50:53","slug":"matt-kasss-hump-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brookegeery.com\/?p=30790","title":{"rendered":"Matt Kass&#8217;s Hump Day"},"content":{"rendered":"\t<h1>Archives<\/h1>\t\t<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.yobeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/mattkass640.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yobeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/mattkass640.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"mattkass640\" width=\"640\" height=\"426\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-30804\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<em>In Seaside he&#8217;s know as Crab Jesus. If you don&#8217;t know Matt Kass, you&#8217;re about to.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Matt Kass was a pro snowboarder before anyone had heard of Danny Kass, but you&#8217;re more likely to know him as the co-founder and long-time president of Grenade LLC. Matt helped start the brand and grow it into a multi-million dollar business, which employed most of his friends. My career at Grenade started shortly after I bought a house and was freaking out about how to pay for it. Matt offered me a<a href=\"http:\/\/www.yobeat.com\/2008\/09\/04\/grenade-before-and-after\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"> job at Grenade<\/a>, and I spent the next year of my life doing whatever needed to be done, and generally being part of something pretty cool. A lot has changed since then, and Matt Kass more or less disappeared from the public eye. Ousted from the brand he started, and considered dangerous by some and a joke by others, Matt moved to the Oregon Coast, where he lives with his fiance and son and works as a professional fisherman. But after a few years out of the limelight, Matt hit me up, ready to tell his side of the story.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Brooke: Do you think you&#8217;re crazy?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Matt: No, but I have had severe emotional damage done in my life as a child that causes me to act out.I sometimes lose control in given situations with anger. I have anger problems. Do you think I&#8217;m crazy?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Brooke: I know you&#8217;re crazy.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Matt: hahahha, thanks.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Brooke: What&#8217;s your biggest regret from your days running Grenade?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Matt: Starting it. Starting Grenade. I would never do it again. It was my Frankenstein. I sit around every day and miss my friends that I lost through it. Do you know why I&#8217;m breaking my silence?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Brooke: No. Do tell.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Matt: It&#8217;s kinda cheesy. I sit around and everyone has their story about this or that. I was there, I know what happened. Some things that happened I still don&#8217;t understand. Like I ask myself, \u201cWhat the fuck happened? What could I have done differently?\u201d Then I was reading Yobeat and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yobeat.com\/2010\/12\/15\/hump-day-reconnects-with-colin-langlois\/\">Colin&#8217;s interview<\/a> and it all came together for me. It wasn&#8217;t about me. It was about a group of guys and a time and place&#8230;like a movement&#8230;like a band! And when they break up it&#8217;s never the same!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Brooke: All right, let&#8217;s break it down to the undisputed facts real quick. Why did you move the company from Mammoth?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Matt: I kept the Mammoth operation, Danny and JC liquidated it, along with a lot of my friends. I kept my friends around so I wouldn&#8217;t quit. I never liked my brother, I just liked Levins and Cole, so once they let all my friends go, there was no point for me to be at Grenade.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Brooke: Where did <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yobeat.com\/2009\/11\/04\/hump-day-throws-a-grenade-at-joseph-condorelli\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">JC<\/a> come from? How did he get involved?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Matt Kass: He was hired to help with our networking as a consultant. When Danny asked me to resign, I did. I was the manager of Grenade LLC until resignation or death. Of course he stiffed me on the 75k. But what&#8217;s 75k among bros&#8230;.right? Danny hired JC and made him the CEO and took over from VP to President.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Brooke: Right, but you&#8217;re skipping a lot. I mean, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yobeat.com\/2008\/09\/04\/grenade-before-and-after\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">I worked there for a year<\/a> and Danny apparently didn&#8217;t even know I did. So how did it go from you hiring Joseph to Danny ousting you?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Matt Kass: Danny paid me to resign per the operating AGREEMENT. He stiffed me on the 75k that I was to be paid as resignation. Danny took over as president and hired Joseph to replace me. So I was screwed in plain English. Next.<\/p>\n<p><strong>What about all the rumors of you flipping out when you left?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>When I resigned, yes I broke my brother&#8217;s laptop over my knee. Yes, I spray-painted my resignation on the side of the building because it was my building and my spray paint. And yes I took a gun out of there and then they lied about it and I lost my second amendment right to bear arms for two years.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.yobeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/418922_2924965176220_1623612263_2626984_815816232_n.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-30795\" title=\"418922_2924965176220_1623612263_2626984_815816232_n\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yobeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/418922_2924965176220_1623612263_2626984_815816232_n-640x382.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"382\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Brooke: What have you been doing since then?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Matt Kass: I was the international and domestic sales manager at Betty Rides until I got fired. I went back to Grenade after being fired from Betty. Grenade moved when my girlfriend gave birth and I got a unexplained extended vacation. When I went in to the new office JC said I stole money again (which is a lie) so I got upset (aka I fucking screamed at that lying turkey), quit and walked out. While I was waiting for the elevator JC tried to beat me up even though I was holding a 3-month-old baby. Since then, I have decided my brother is nothing more than a pony and that if he will let JC push me around while I&#8217;m holding my son, aka his nephew, that he is no friend, brother, or family to me. I really did not like working at either Betty Rides or Grenade, in ALL honesty.<br \/>\n<strong><br \/>\nHow did you end up living in the former &#8220;Office&#8221; location on Burnside? How long were you there?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Matt Kass: When Nicole and Danny lied on a restraining order, I was given 20 minutes to pick up personal stuff. She sold the rest of my belongings. After that, I was living in a warehouse in Washington, then I got evicted, because I did not have money, because I was never actually paid to resign. My family disowned me, and yes, I was forced to live in a skateshop for over 6 months and sleep on the concrete floor in an asbestos-filled building. I did enjoy it though. Cole made it a point to help me through the hardest time in my life because although he is a failure at life, he is a TRUE friend no the less. How is that?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Brooke: That&#8217;s insane. Was Cole living there too?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Matt Kass: Yes, then when I saved up enough money to get a place, he lived in my van outside my house for 6 months. Curt Johnson also lived in the shop when he got kicked out of Flood&#8217;s house. I also let homeless people sleep in there when it was cold.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Brooke: Here&#8217;s a big one I have. Why didn&#8217;t you sell Grenade when the opportunity arose? Quiksilver wanted to buy it, right?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Matt Kass: Yes, actually we were almost sold to Oakley. Danny was always trying to sell Grenade to his sponsors. He always wanted to sell out. I was the hold out. I always rode for small independent companies like Joyride and Mission 6. Danny rides for Oakley and Nike. I would NEVER ride for Nike or Quiksilver, or Gnu (because it&#8217;s still Quiksilver.) I&#8217;m trying to make a comeback.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.yobeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/385133_2539954231187_1623612263_2462933_1782281124_n.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-30792\" title=\"385133_2539954231187_1623612263_2462933_1782281124_n\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yobeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/385133_2539954231187_1623612263_2462933_1782281124_n-640x914.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"914\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>Will Matt recapture his pro glory of 2001? More importantly, does anyone still have that hella big Bjorn Leines poster?<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Brooke: I want to know all about your comeback, but it seems like it would have made sense to take the cash and start something else, ya know?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Matt Kass: Do you know any bands looking to sponsor a crappy halfpipe rider? I have been working on another company since 2007. The new brand I&#8217;m working on is Called ENMY.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Brooke: Ok, I&#8217;ll bite. Tell me about ENMY<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Matt Kass: It&#8217;s a outdoor lifestyle brand. I&#8217;m also helping out the guys at Sasquatch Skateboards. I was just hired a couple days ago, I&#8217;m really stoked. The kids involved are really talented. I&#8217;m in the process of forming a Distribution Company and our first 2 brands are &#8220;ENMY&#8221; and &#8220;Sasquatch Skateboards.&#8221; I also started my own fishing business as well as being a dad. I&#8217;m busy.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Brooke: I&#8217;m confused. I thought you said started Grenade was the worst decision you ever made. Why would you start a new brand?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Matt Kass: I really feel like the industry is getting dry and needs a kick in the ass and I&#8217;m just the asshole to do it. I&#8217;m starting over without partners and because I feel like it is time to make a comeback. I want to bring my band to trade shows so we can play our awful music. I hired a coach to train me and everything. For real!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Brooke: Wait, what are you talking about? Now you&#8217;re in a band with a coach? I thought you were making a snowboarding comeback. Are you drunk?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Matt Kass: No, I just got one of my wisdom teeth pulled. I have a coach so I can make a comeback. I have a band called &#8220;The Bent Screws&#8221; and when next SIA comes you will see the band and the brand. Hopefully I can start shredding soon, fishing season opens 2\/1 though, so I&#8217;m going out on the water then.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Brooke: So let me get this straight. You&#8217;re going to &#8220;train&#8221; for like 3 days and then launch a new snowboard career, and by next SIA you will have started a Poler ripoff and distribution company?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Matt Kass: I have been training since October of last year. I skate at least 3 hours a day and I&#8217;m in the best shape of my life, I&#8217;m not fat like the Dingo. I&#8217;ll tell people who think I&#8217;m not gonna make a comeback, hey, I did one kassrole, why can&#8217;t I do two? When I&#8217;m doing 540s below the lip I&#8217;ll laugh too. I&#8217;ve told Gretchen (Bleiler) she won the X games with my run that I used to do. Sometimes my nollie backside 5 would go above the lip, and sometimes it wouldn&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>That reminds me of the number one snowboard joke of all time: you know where the best place to pick up snowboard chicks?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Me: Yeah, below the lip.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Matt: Hey, How am I ripping off Poler? You haven&#8217;t seen one of my designs.<br \/>\n<strong><br \/>\nMe: You said outdoor lifestyle&#8230; which is what Poler is doing, but you&#8217;re right, I haven&#8217;t seen it.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Matt Kass: It&#8217;s more of a utilitarian style, fishing gear. I know about Poler, I like those guys, I even modeled for them for free. We&#8217;re making fishing gear and outdoor lifestyle type stuff. If a kid wants to wear it snowboarding, that&#8217;s his business. And I&#8217;m trying to start a distro company, but when I say that I&#8217;m trying to do it, I&#8217;m not trying to jump out over night like Vanilla Ice. The name of the company is called Ammo distribution&#8211; ENMY, Survival and Garden State grip tape. It&#8217;s been a pet project of mine for a long time. When I started Grenade I wanted to turn it into a skateboard company. When Danny started he wanted to turn it into a TV show. That&#8217;s the truth. When we ultimately fought it was because I didn&#8217;t want to be on his TV show and wanted nothing to do with it. Dingo and Danny wanted to do it, they made they pilot and it looked like shit. I didn&#8217;t even want to release the project. Danny&#8217;s the one who wanted to be on TV.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.yobeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/27750_1387605343185_1623612263_940636_5515622_n.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-30794\" title=\"27750_1387605343185_1623612263_940636_5515622_n\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yobeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/27750_1387605343185_1623612263_940636_5515622_n.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"331\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<em>Boat enthusiast.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Brooke: So, when Grenade ousted you, how many boats did you have in the warehouse?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Matt Kass: 2 or 3. I took one with me<\/p>\n<p><strong>Brooke: Did you buy them with Grenade money?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Matt Kass: Nope with my paycheck. My brother spends Grenade money on weed, all the time. I have proof.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Brooke: What proof?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Matt Kass: Receipts.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Brooke: Who gets a receipts for weed?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Matt Kass: I do. Danny took 80k from Grenade to start that awful TV show.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Brooke: Don&#8217;t you think that TV show was marketing?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Matt Kass: No, it&#8217;s embarrassing Danny stole money from Grenade and blamed me. JC stole money from Danny and convinced him I took it, I put 600k into Grenade and real estate and all I got back was 175k and I feel like they stole 10 yrs of my life. They never gave me a letter of recommendation even though they said they would.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Brooke: Well, at least you&#8217;re not bitter. What have you been up to the last few years&#8230; how did you get back on your feet?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Matt Kass: Well do you want the truth? It was a hard climb. I was waiting for the 75k from my resignation agreement and it never came. I was counting on the money, so it really screwed me up. I started living in the shop because I had nowhere to go and Joseph told my friends at Grenade that they would be fired if they talked to me.<\/p>\n<p>We got in trouble at the shop for selling graffiti supplies, got a 5k ticket, had to stop selling paint with was a giant piece of our sales. It was a dead horse. I closed the shop, got a house 6 blocks up the street and started working at Betty Rides. Which, sucked too.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.yobeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/281960_2086781942163_1623612263_2113167_7471743_n.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-30796\" title=\"281960_2086781942163_1623612263_2113167_7471743_n\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yobeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/281960_2086781942163_1623612263_2113167_7471743_n.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"720\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>Matt, Elliot and one hell of a flounder.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Brooke: Tell me more about ENMY. What specifically are you gonna make?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Matt Kass: You will see. ENMY is &#8220;bottom secret.&#8221; There are a couple designs on facebook, but they are old. The new stuff is being made right now. I never really stopped designing T-shirts. I just stopped showing people. It was therapy for me. I&#8217;ve done T-shirts for small guys and menus for a pizza place. I just do shit on my computer to get by cause I got a kid and diapers ain&#8217;t cheap. I&#8217;m no Pinski, I&#8217;m not gonna cut off my dick and put it in my ear and then call myself an artist &#8212; I lost him when he went bo-mo. That&#8217;s Bohemian Modern.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Brooke: How are you funding the brand?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Matt Kass: By myself, I don&#8217;t want partners. What I&#8217;m trying to get across to all these little brands is, don&#8217;t fucking be me. Money does bad things to good people. You want my business advice? Here&#8217;s three lessons I&#8217;ve learned.<\/p>\n<p>1. Don&#8217;t take a partner when you need a loan.<br \/>\n2. Be careful who you get into bed with.<br \/>\n3. Lying can get you into problems and through problems, but only the truth will get you out. You can&#8217;t lie a fact. Be careful what you say or do, this is the info age and everything is recorded or on video somewhere.<\/p>\n<p>I explained to my father yesterday, sometimes lying is a part of business. Have I ever told people lies? Yeah, I used to all the time. When I didn&#8217;t know the answer to something, I would just say two weeks \u2013 it&#8217;s from the movie the Money Pit \u2013 the contractor would always say \u201ctwo weeks.\u201d Instead of saying I don&#8217;t know I would always say two weeks, because it was embarrassing to say I don&#8217;t know.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Brooke: Let&#8217;s wrap this up. What else?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Matt Kass: Grenade could have been a lot more and should have been. When I think back of what I started, I think of it as something that that was great. When you used to buy a Grenade T you used to support people like you and Dave and Jesse and Tom and me; it used to be a family people. Now when you buy a Grenade T at Pacsun you&#8217;re enabling Joseph to abuse snowboarding and snowboarders and you keep my brother drunk and on drugs. I know we all didn&#8217;t do it right. I was never the best boss, and one of the worst things I ever did you caught the brunt of. If you ever asked for a recommendation from me you were a great employee in an environment a lot of people would have failed. I&#8217;ve had everyone&#8217;s back, every day in that company.<\/p>\n<p>Yahtzee!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You&#8217;ve heard rumors about what happened at Grenade, now hear Matt&#8217;s side. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0},"categories":[1100,1168,2900,1145,2194],"tags":[1947,1948,1949,1120,1123],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brookegeery.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30790"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brookegeery.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brookegeery.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brookegeery.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brookegeery.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=30790"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brookegeery.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30790\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":91996,"href":"https:\/\/brookegeery.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30790\/revisions\/91996"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brookegeery.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=30790"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brookegeery.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=30790"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brookegeery.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=30790"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}