{"id":12101,"date":"2010-02-21T00:17:40","date_gmt":"2010-02-21T05:17:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yobeat.com\/?p=12101"},"modified":"2020-11-18T15:45:47","modified_gmt":"2020-11-18T20:45:47","slug":"method-and-michaelchucks-the-7th-annual-holy-oly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brookegeery.com\/?p=12101","title":{"rendered":"Methods and Michaelchucks: The 7th Annual Holy Oly"},"content":{"rendered":"\t<h1>Archives<\/h1>\t\t<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-12105\" title=\"dustin-anderson\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yobeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/dustin-anderson.jpg\" alt=\"dustin-anderson\" width=\"550\" height=\"366\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>Super rep Dustin Anderson gave the east coast kids a run for their money<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Given the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yobeat.com\/2010\/02\/19\/its-official-snowboarding-bad-for-america\/\" target=\"_blank\">recent outrage<\/a> over snowboarders enjoying themselves while representing their country at the Olympics, it\u2019s pretty clear everyone else in the world hates fun. No one, however, seems to hate fun more than Mother Nature, who has now tried twice, unsuccessfully to stop the Holy Oly Revival, basically the most fun contest one could do. Last year a mudslide sent the usual venue careening down the hill, and this year, it really hasn\u2019t snowed, at all.<\/p>\n<p>Krush Kuleza and the crew at Sno Boy Productions weren\u2019t going to let a little thing like lack of snow stop the event though, and for ten days snow was trucked to Hyak from the other side of the mountain. The Holy Oly was to be held on the remnants of the mudslide, whether Mother Nature wanted it to or not.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-12103\" title=\"crowd\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yobeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/crowd.jpg\" alt=\"crowd\" width=\"550\" height=\"366\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>Hiking didn&#8217;t dissuade many<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Of course, the lifts were still out of commission, which meant everyone who wanted to participate in, or just watch, the event, had to undertake a bit of an endurance test. For the average person, it was a mellow walk up a gentle slope. For me, dreadfully out of shape, with 40 pounds of camera gear on my back, it was a serious feat. I would have failed had the promise of free beer and Cobra Dogs not been coaxing me along.<\/p>\n<p>When I got to the top, I was rewarded with two half-racks of Olympia, courtesy of the Summit at Snoqualmie. Call it a bribe to get a positive review if you want, but I see no conflict of interesting in accepting pay offs if it quells my alcoholism for the day.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-12104\" title=\"danny-garrity\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yobeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/danny-garrity.jpg\" alt=\"danny-garrity\" width=\"550\" height=\"366\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>Danny Garrity knows how to do methods. <\/em><\/p>\n<p>The sun was shining bright, and the set up, though slightly smaller than in years past, saw all the requisite airtime, methods, and Northwest legends we\u2019ve come to expect. The only \u201cschedule\u201d was riding would last as long as the play list did, and when Van Halen came on, it was time to go home. The early part of the day saw impressive stunting from Peter Line, but a freak thumb dislocation took him out early, leaving room for the young guns to really shine.<\/p>\n<p>It was a bit of an east vs. west battle, with a heavy New England contingent \u2013 Danny Garrity, Nate Farrell and Forest Bailey \u2013 holding up against the local shreds such as Austin Hironaka, Austin Sweetin, Pat McCarthy and more. In an especially impressive showing for the Y chromosome, Jess Kimura absolutely shredded all day, taking a few serious diggers in the process. And of course, a few out-of-the-woodwork riders were in attendance, most notably Russell Winfield.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-12102\" title=\"austin-winner\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yobeat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/austin-winner.jpg\" alt=\"austin-winner\" width=\"299\" height=\"450\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>Winner!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>The riding lasted longer than the sun, and even though the temperature dropped, most hung out to watch the crowning of the Holiest of the Holy (and all the other awards.) It was no easy decision, by the crack team of secret judges rewarded Austin Hironaka\u2019s hi-yah shredding with a half pallet of Olympia. The rest of the awards went something like this:<\/p>\n<p><strong>The Northwest Method Award:<\/strong> Danny Garrity<br \/>\n<strong>Beserker Award:<\/strong> Nate Farrell<br \/>\n<strong>Highest air\/ Best Facial Expression: <\/strong>Bryce Neibuhr<br \/>\n<strong>Hardest Charging Industry Dude: <\/strong>Sean Tedore<br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">Jeff Brushie<\/span> Russell Winfield Award<\/strong>: Russell Winfield<br \/>\n<strong>Y Chromosome\/ Best Crash:<\/strong> Jess Kimura<br \/>\n<strong>The Official Mayor of Tube City: <\/strong>Forest Bailey<br \/>\n<strong>We don\u2019t need no stinkin\u2019 binders award:<\/strong> Jake Tomlinsin<br \/>\n<strong>Billy Goat\u2019s Gruff Award (most creative line):<\/strong> Blair Habenicht<\/p>\n<p>Now check out the gallery:<\/p>\n<p>no images were found<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Archives Super rep Dustin Anderson gave the east coast kids a run for their money Given the recent outrage over snowboarders enjoying themselves while representing their country at the Olympics, it\u2019s pretty clear everyone else in the world hates fun. No one, however, seems to hate fun more than Mother Nature, who has now tried twice, unsuccessfully to stop the Holy Oly Revival, basically the most fun contest one could do. Last year a mudslide sent the usual venue careening down the hill, and this year, it really hasn\u2019t snowed, at all. 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