[caption id="attachment_529" align="alignnone" width="550" caption="completely unrelated, but still adorable photo"][/caption] So I am a writer. I know it's hard to believe because I just started a sentence with so, and I do it often, but shit, this is my blog and I follow no rules. I also am a big fan of NOT TRYING TO HARD. Nothing annoys me more than shitty writers who try to write well and come off sounding like total tools. One of my other trades however, is editing. Editing is fun because you get to sift through bullshit of people who are trying to hard all the time. But once, a long time ago, I…