The Hood Report: 2017

Yeah, that’s a hybrid #portlandmeritbadge

Good news kids! It’s like we’ve hopped in a time machine and headed straight back to the early ’00s when Mother Nature used to provide enough of that good stuff to go around all year long at Mt. Hood! Despite reports of dire glacial conditions at Whistler shuttering Camp of Champs, Timberline is looking prime this year with snow piles as far down as Gov’y. As of June 25th you can still do full laps on the Magic Mile lift, and there is a 22′ pipe and a mile-long park to boot! My predictions are for full laps until at least July 4th or so.

The scene is the same — gypsters, ski racers, dirt bags and little kids who are better than you. The pro count was low on my visit, but let’s be real, does anyone even care about pros anymore? And they’re bound to show up sooner or later, so don’t fret.

Cobra Dogs, Volcano Cones, Charlie’s, the Taco Shoppe and all your other usual food options still apply. Sadly no, there is not a dispensary in Gov’y yet, but there are two in nearby Welches — a great excuse to go poach the Windells skatepark. Apparently High Cascade is still in business as well.

That about sums it up. Weatherman says it’s supposed to be a hot summer though, so get your ass up here sooner rather than later.

  1. Irrelevant like star wars battlefront 1

    Meta skateboarding already used Jake OE’s song in Mayday. G’all. Jus sayin.

  2. HATE THE NEGATIVE

    best time of yr. 2 ride is NOW …..

  3. Also

    Do you think rav’s parents are disappointed in him? Like, they just look at him and say maaaaaan, you used to be so on point… Sigh.. Guess I’ll just go blackout at the local bah and FUGHEDABOUDIT

  4. Wooezaaa

    Is yobeat alive again??

  5. LOVE

    YOBEAT IS alive and Brooke is so FINE !

  6. ASS MAN

    BROOKE rides like a BOSS AND runs YOBEAT even better

  7. ASSHOLE

    looking good in that stylish car … is that a DINOS . BOARD?

  8. DENNIS

    DAM u ride good …..I want u . want to lick / LOVE YOU for all times ….say YESSSS

  9. Bristles the cactus

    It’s not just any dinos board. It’s bogarts ladies good wood winner. Way to innovate Brooke. Coupled with 12 whole seconds of riding, you really took the viewer there.

  10. we

    The snow may be back but yobeat still sucks and brooke is still a kook ¯_(?)_/¯

  11. just sayin

    who wouldn’t lick BROOKE to death ?

  12. SON

    BROOKE rides like a PRO ….PARTIES LIKE A GODESS …AND DRINKS A 12 PACK BEFORE NOON ….

  13. WORTH----- IT

    I give 100k for 1 knight with BROOKE !

  14. Bro !

    she rides fucking good

  15. HARDINGHAM

    BROOKE—rides mo- beta than 99 percent of the CURENT WOMEN PROS ….

  16. TOD RICHARDS

    SHE fucking rips …..total bad ass shredder …. MARY ME

  17. BAD-----------ASS

    SHE can sit on my face and run YOBEAT ….ALL DAY LONG .

  18. lucky slice

    BROOKE…………..kills ! /it on a skateboard also !!!

  19. 2U

    BROOKE looking soooooo good in dem TIGHT PANTS

  20. SPROTZ TALK

    Well since this place is dead let’s liven it up with a little sprotz talk. I dunno about y’all but personally I’m getting on the fuck golden State bandwagon. The Cavs need to add melo and beat that golden State ass for 2 years before free agency hits and the entire basketball community relocates to LA because why the fuck not.

  21. WifeBeater

    NICE that you guys put the Flanagan edit on the top so no one could comment on his girl beating rap sheet! Dude can board though…fo sho.

  22. Gryffindor Beaters

    Its true. Sometimes I think check the feed is all we really need.

  23. Or is it..

    Or is it..

  24. rip

    spring pass is dead

    thanks gypsies

  25. Troll

    Some troll wastes time out of his day everytime you post something. Keep it up Brooke, you are obviously doing it right

  26. FAGOTS

    FUCK California …fuck GOLDEN SHOWER and FUCK YOU

  27. J.P. WALKER

    SUMER SNOWBOARDING IS BEST

  28. ASS MAN

    FUCK THE TROOOOOOL

  29. no brainer

    BROOKE is sleeping with the TROOL ……

  30. el sol

    wow yobeat is just straight up depressing now.

  31. GEORGE

    then stop posting shit KOOK

  32. GEORGE

    MARY ME BROOKE

  33. I may be a kook but at least I'm not ugly

    And I’m not the troll who gets off at 420am.. could the troll be Australian?? Yobeat knows. Yobeat always knows..

  34. East

    There’s a rattlesnake outside my window

  35. Cappitano

    Can you please find a way to track and block the IP address of the guy who spams the comment boards on every post so that the yobeat website doesn’t completely die? It’s absolutely unreal how many people stopped coming to this site to actively engage in the comment board because their is some crazy person posting fragmented in all caps. You have more than enough reason to and it’s legitimately the only way that you’re going to be able to save this site.

  36. Cappitano

    Can you please find a way to track and block the IP address of the guy who spams the comment boards on every post so that the yobeat website doesn’t completely die? It’s absolutely unreal how many people stopped coming to this site to actively engage in the comment board because their is some crazy person posting fragmented thoughts* in all caps. You have more than enough reason to and it’s legitimately the only way that you’re going to be able to save this site.

  37. Excess

    Why do the people need yobeat in the summer? Well, high cascade still exists, not to mention various other glaciers/summer parks. Plus what happened to the new Zealand coverage? I get perisher is hip af but those new Zealand guys actually seemed friendly. #makesnowboardingfunagain
    #weneedphilcollins
    #andicanfeelitcomingintheairtonightohlawd
    #ordowe
    #no
    #nowedont
    #weneedthehiphopthatsplayinginskateshops
    #totheskateshop
    #killtheowner
    #whoa
    #toofar

  38. your bro

    fuck u , you do more spam than a male striper at a gay bar on OHAU ….fuckin kook

  39. my ass

    ALL CAPS ?

  40. GEORGE

    IAM pretty sure Trump is the dude blowing it up in ALL CAPS . he caused global warming 2——that’s why we got no snow at HOOD DIS YEARG

  41. spamin george

    SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM

  42. Still doe

    You gotta wonda why dank plank was on snowboarder..

  43. Spam bruddah

    Has bangin’ lost its’ touch?

  44. Like why

    Like be more constructive with your feedback..

  45. Plank from ed edd & eddy

    Can’t top skating sketch factor when it comes to bombing hills. It’s just full commit. Pick your line. And pray. Snowboarders are a bunch of strapped in, masochistic, pussies.

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