Yobeat Comments Back Once Again!

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Before everyone insisted on everything being video, we used to Comment Back in text as our way of paying tribute to the good, the bad and the ugly thing that is Yobeat comments. Since Stan is off being the cool dude that he is, and I assume you don’t want to see me reading the comments, I figured it was time to bring back this Yobeat Classic. And as this is a celebration of commenting, we figure it’s only appropriate to give Shit son here some props for his inspirational comment.

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To answer your question Shit son, (even though we’re aware it may be rhetorical,) yes, snowboarding world is dry right now – it’s May and Monday was a god damn national holiday! Plus that Jeff Grosso video we posted was entertaining as hell. Sure there are always youths locked away in editing dungeons with hours of shaky GoPro footage, and if you want to see their videos, check out www.youtube.com. Because we value your time and ours, we’ll just leave them there.

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I chuckled at least four times at this thread, so thanks Terry for the prompt. Ironically, Paul had written way more words with way fewer weed references for the first draft, but I made him cut it down and make it “funnier.” Plus I figure the only people who read Colorado posts are from Colorado and therefore always high, so they won’t remember it anyway.

Screen Shot 2015-05-26 at 6.32.05 PMOh man, I hate it when you come up with a really good burn and then type it in wrong. Trust me, typos are kind of my thing.  I almost wanted to fix this one for you Hurting, but then I realized you were kind of insulting my favorite joke.

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Good question. But why can’t you skate now? It’s summer, right? I mean, wishing the death of winter as we know it just because you had to watch a little lifestyle footage in an edit seems excessive, no?

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You guys, did you know that the coolest person alive checks this site? That’s right, the ultimate judge of everything has weighed in and he thinks it’s way COOLER to make no efforts to be a successful human while having fun in the process. What’s really cool is having a trust fund, so you can do anything you want, without ever having to think about the future! Hit me up “not that cool,” I happen to be in the market for a sugar daddy!

Well, that’s enough for this round… Comment on, Internet thugs.

 

 

  1. Weed’s legal in Colorado… Just sayin

  2. Mista_Maize

    RESPECT

    FOR

    BROOKE

    SHE MUST

    KNOW WHATS GOOD WITH THE

    ICECOAST

    AND HOW MUCH

    IT KILLSSHIT

    .COM

  3. Mista_Maize

    YOUR MOM WENT TO COLLEGE!

  4. I was gonna write a witty comment, but then realized you’re actually right about … everything. Ciao.

  5. no its not

  6. Jeenyus

    The Internet has been the best and worst thing to ever grace humanity. Thanks Brooke for always taking things lightly, cause I’m sure it’s not easy when you literally make a living on the internet. I picked up a copy of YoBeat magazine at Milo Sport the other day as well and now I put my weed on it just for you.

  7. Seriously Though

    I saw this post and got excited that you had fixed these stupid fucking thumbs up/down buttons…nope

  8. terry

    ive finally made it

    brooke, i think you know where to send my invitation to comment con 2015

  9. $$$

    Petition to give Joey B a video series where he responds to Yobeat comments.

  10. Nofatchix96

    “How to make yourself look like a dipshit on the internet” should merely be in place of your; “it’s my sight and I suck what I want” caption.

    It’s how you’re still famous

  11. woahh brooke my comment about how much it must suck to work for you got double digit likes and didn’t make the cut?? also yes stoned as shit the enitre time however, definitely still remember the other shitty articles. you know nothing

  12. That’s why I only hire people as contractors. I know my limits. 🙂

  13. Okay

    Like your jobs pay over $500

  14. Mac

    Fuck
    Yes
    (x30)

  15. irrelevant

    Johnny Cash got attacked by an ostrich back in the day, ended up with 5 broken ribs and internal bleeding – crazy

  16. Shit son

    Hey Brooke, invite me to comment con

  17. Michelle Obama

    Soda is legal outside of school. Now go eat a fucking eggplant.

  18. Michelle Obama

    I love you

  19. mont

    know where I can cop a zip in SLC? srs pls help ;_;

  20. Ny

    100%

  21. Keith Duck

    I hear you can only turn heel side is this tru?

  22. FrontRangerBro

    yo brah! Drive to ColoRADo and get some nugs brah! Hit me up when ya do, we can go on a roadie in my sweet Subaru wrx (with rasta Never Summer stickers of course) and listen to dub step. Also, we can talk about shred brah, I got 9 days in last season, I know what I am doing brah.

  23. SLC

    u can get a zip behind the Gateway Mall lol

  24. SLC

    Lol

  25. The Real Joey B

    Amen

  26. lol

    lol

  27. Hurting

    Hi administration 😉

  28. Hurting

    Hi p-town 😉

  29. Thenewshow

    Keep the new show at the top of the page cuz that’s all you have left

  30. Brick Tamlin

    I love your scent?

  31. Sweg

    kookorado

  32. KC KYLE

    8====>~~~ JERM

  33. neat

    i like the cut of yer jib

  34. Baracok oBlaster

    I love your giant manly arms

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