Garrett McKenzie’s Revenge
Have you ever heard of Garrett McKenzie? Well, neither had we. That is, until Arvan over at Angrydouchebag.com decided to air him out for a few facebook comments. Turns out he’s one of the up-and-coming Minnesota riders featured in the edit above, and also a member of the Smokin Am team, whatever that means. It all started when Garrett here responded to this status from Jerome Kuntz’s personal Facebook community about his pants, and asked why can’t we all just get along?
The comments go downhill fast as Angry tries to “drop knowledge” on Garrett on facebook, saying things such as “Do you understand what a marketing tool is? Because that’s what that edit is. You are nothing more than a means for Smokin to push a product, sure you can ride a snowboard on some slushy snow and hit some park features. WOO HOO let me just get down on my knees and start slurping on your dick.”
Now Arvan is enterprising and he and I both know, nothing gets the clicks like pointless Internet arguments, and he saw a great opportunity there. Rather than just letting the argument play out and die on Facebook like it should have, he decided to put Garrett on blast on his blog.
“GARRETT MCKENZIE A SELF ENTITLED LOW LEVEL SPONSORED RIDER.”
Now normally I would disregard such banal arguments in hopes ignoring Arvan will make him go away, but after seven years of this approach, the public is demanding that Angry be put in his place. So, Arvan, here’s the deal:
If you’d like to attack a 17-year-old who is actually trying to do something with snowboarding and every bit as dedicated to it as you – just because of his pants, well, you’re the one who looks like an idiot. Although, I suppose you’re used to that by now, as in the words so Tim Zimmerman, the most miserable, inconsequential and irrelevant opinion on the Internet. Oh sorry, now I’m just being mean.
However, don’t think we didn’t hear about this:
Sadly, all we can do is assure the general public, or more specifically, the people Angry has been terrorizing in Colorado, that he doesn’t matter in “the industry.” We do hope for his sake that he did find a sugar daddy/benefactor with Texas Republican oil money. Money isn’t going to make your site better, bro. Sognar, on the other hand, is a touring camp that has built a great, positive community, which I’m pretty sure is what everyone is saying needs to happen to “save snowboarding.” What, what are we saving snowboarding for again?
God, summer sucks.
True statement! Those words came directly from Avran
Yes words directly from his mouth.
lol pat milberye
Angry isn’t pissed about the snowpants, you kook motherfuckers, he’s pissed about the kid’s attitude. Which is totally legit, and you might even see it if ya stopped dickriding on some fuckin’ 15-year-old’s nuts for 30 seconds. FACT: G has every right to roll his snowpants. FACT: A has every right to call him out for it. If your hoo-ha hurts because someone doesn’t like your steez, do like all the fashion thots do and yell #COCOMADEMEDOIT from the top of the hill or whatever. The second you start telling Angry to “not call peeps out” because “they can do what they want” you’re telling him he CAN’T do what he wants. Not cool. He aint telling you not to roll your damned pants. You do what you want, and if your work is sick enough aint nobody gonna fucking care in the long run. And BTW anyone who gets ate up over having their fashion choices questioned probably shouldn’t fuck with questionable fashion choices. Shit aint for everybody, bitches. Logic must be like a blinding flash of obvious for some of you. The charitable response when someone tells you your pants are stupid, whether you’re 13 or 83, is a smile. Garrett needs to check his attitude. Angry is a likeable (for some) dick. Brooke is rad. Can’t we all just get along? FUCK!
Avon rep. Is that you?
Pat Milbery is definetly a pedophile
Heyy G mack got some moves. Anyone hatin needs to roll there pants up and be a real man. That edit was pretty larry tho… G Mack has a ring to it. Take it to the streets G Mack and shut these gearbies up
Garret dug his grave by fighting with a snowboard website journalist
The amount of comments calling out Garret should be giving you a clue that he deserves it.
Garret is a shithead