Ryan Curtin’s Revenge

Well, we’re in a silly internet voting contest (with a hefty cash prize) and against out better judgement and internet etiquette we just sent out a newsletter pandering for votes (no hard feelings if you unsubscribe.) Anyway, one response to our pleas was extra entertaining, so we figured we’d share. And hey, if you’re so inspired, click the link and vote when you’re done here.
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ryanemail

Sorry about that Ryan,

Here are all your submissions from the past year or so, in the order we’ve received them, most recent first. Now, will you pretty please vote for me in the Mini Creative Use of Space Comp here?

Love, Brooke

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PPS Sorry, forgot one.

  1. love lurking yobeat for clips but the second i start to read anything be it a clip description,a comment or an article i just want a fire of biblical preportions to consume the entire earth.

  2. Alfonso

    HUMP DAY

  3. OriginalThoughts

    It would be pretty funny to do one of them “hump day” interviews with this kook who is having more fun than me/throwin’ down hard…….. #PizzaAndSpliffs #FoLiyfe #AftaDef

  4. Canada still Sucks

    @dickhouse Cant wait to play not my house at Curtains

  5. MaineSnowBoarding

    none of you guys can rip the ice cost

  6. Ak shredder

    Ohh troll kid and mainesnowboarding……you would never be able to handle the Alaskan wilderness

  7. Mike Kvacky

    haha my glidecam filming is so much better. Curtain made fun of me once and i will hold a grudge untill he apologizes.

  8. Scottatochise

    Just read all the comments#curtforpres #humpday#roastbeef#cudi#yearight

  9. King Chad

    @canadastillsucks Curtin plays not my house at his own house

  10. upstatemike.

    i can’t believe somebody said he’s so cool he’ll spit beer in your face and/or break a bottle if you talk shit to his face. godamn, this kid sounds insane!!! somebody call the cops cause this kid needs to be locked up!!!

  11. drapes

    did that curtin kid make a bunch of fake comments to make himself feel better or are you kids really that dumb

  12. DSMbryo

    give him a humpday, then spend the whole time asking him about his cousin Jack

  13. upstategaytony

    1st. Does this kid have a life? 2nd. this kid is kinda fat and has weekend warrior style…3rd. who would actually wanna communicate with yobeat and keep attempting to communicate with yobeat just to get videos posted for people to make fun of?………. 4th. kid looks pretty old…. aren’t you in college or something, and if you are, are you working for your degree or just working hard to ‘get out to hood this summer maaaan’….. soon everyone is going to be telling tell this kid “$50 on pump 20” as his snowboarding dreams dwindle in front of him… 5th. alright so I’m being a little harsh but so what, dis shit is yobeat.

  14. heashh

    bet you can’t… give curtain a hump day

  15. Batwing

    YoBeat’s condescending attitude about everything is.just.so.PORTLAND. You guys suck and so does your city

  16. new idea

    #curtinforbetyoucant

  17. upstatemike.

    #givecurtintopeter

  18. The Lobster Legend

    Curtin ain’t really with that talkin, he bout that action.

  19. I Hate Everything

    So, this dude replies to what is obviously a mass email to inform Brooke that his little feelings got hurt. So she does exactly what he wanted all these years by posting everything he’s ever sent. And now she’s a bitch and an asshole for doing so? Fuck. I hate kids.

  20. Mike Kvacky

    i slide 3 foot ski poles right up my ass

  21. jermy

    brooke is a guy.. douche

  22. curt smokes reggie

    curt smokes reggies

  23. curtin

    only kush

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