One day, two blogs!
Saturday was big for me. I started by riding my bike to the rhododendron garden, which unfortunately cost money to get into and only took cash. So we didn’t actually go inside, but we had fun and got exercise inspite of ourselves. When I got home I remembered this:

So off to Northeast I went. I brought along Jared, Nate, and Steve Blasko, fresh off the plane from Ohio. I promised them fun, and good hot dogs. Luckily Cory (and his new employee Jim Draplin) did not disappoint. And Nate guessed the ingredients of Cobra Sauce first try. Sadly, he is no longer with us. JUST KIDDING. That was a joke about how Cory killed him to keep his recipe safe, but as it turns out, it wasn’t that funny when I made it either.
Here’s an adorable picture of Cory, his lady and Gary.
Since Cory was busy being cute with his new girlfriend, Jim held down the hot dog stand.
He is officially the best looking cobra dogs employee. Nate and Blasko enjoyed his wares.
Gary ran security.
He was really intimidating. And his master really drove a hard bargain.
One of the best bargains of the day was free advice from Evan Rose.
Two wise men.
I bought Jared a couple of books, in hopes that he might whittle me an elephant statue.
And even the hipsters made some purchases. As I was leaving I definitely saw one who looked like the guy who just won American Idol. I congratulated him and he laughed. Not sure he knew what I was talking about.
Now I know the title is “two blogs, one day” and there’s another one coming. After the yard sale I headed to the Dude Barn and more hilarity ensued. But I’ve got to edit the video still.









We garaged saled on Sunday also. I made a whopping 110 bucks. Now I know that doesn’t SOUND like success but I only brought three items to sell and they all moved, so I’m batting a thousand.
hipster photo: fucking priceless
Evan Rose is fat.