Is Jed Anderson Gay? – A Hump Day Exclusive

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When Jed Anderson posted videos and photos of himself kissing dudes on Instagram on Halloween, many people (#NOTEVERYONE) jumped to the conclusion that he was coming out out the closet. Why else would he post something socially taboo on something public like Instagram? By the time several of the posts were deleted hours later, it had already started. People love a scandal, and it looked like snowboarding might have its first real, deal gay pro on its hands.

It didn’t take long for the Internet to begin anonymously discussing, and in some cases, confirming the rumors in the educated fasion which the Internet does all things. For example, this post on the Catfishchronicles Tumblr.

Anonymous asked: Jed anderson is gay? not that it matters or anything, just wouldn’t have expected it

dont-worry-do-slappies:
yea, i guess the way most people found out was through a video of him kissing 2 guys on his instagram which i thought was funny

Those who actually know Jed quickly wrote the Insta-action off as “Jed being Jed,” but we figured he might want to set the record straight (no pun intended.) At first he was hesitant to talk, but as the buzz waned on, he eventually posted his own Instagram casually denying the rumors and agreed to answer us. So, why did he post that stuff?

“I just thought it was funny because I knew people would freak out,” he said. “I have gay homies that have to deal with assholes everyday. I lost like 300 followers. I got private messages from kids being like ‘you’re gross as fuck I dont like you anymore you fag.’  Like dog, I’m not gay. Girls kiss each other all the time. To be honest I’d rather not have some ignorant doofus like that follow me anyways.”

The moral of the story is, Jed doesn’t care and doesn’t think you should either. “To be honest I can’t believe people even care about some one else’s sexual orientation in any sport or any where in life,” he said.

What does matter about Jed Anderson for our purposes is that he is hands down one of the most talented rail riders of his generation. His warm up tricks are other people’s enders. Oh yeah, he’s pretty incredible at skateboarding too. And while we’re not contractually allowed to post Crazy Loco yet, we would recommend you watch it on Fluofun.fr and get a little bit of French culture while you’re there.

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Photo: Oli Gagnon/ Courtesy Salomon Snowboards

  1. WillSteller

    Fuck it. The man absolutely rips. End of story.

  2. Swagga swag sweg Jeds killin homo haters on da regs

  3. upstatemike.

    True story. I have a friend who has had sex with literally over 500 girls. He was on the cover of Playgirl. Then he popped up on gay porn sites but solo. Then one day, videos of him banging dudes were exposed. He claims he “never received” and is not gay, which i believe. He got paid 250k and then 150k a year as residuals for 7 years. He is now married with kids and has his own rad business started with the gay porn money.

    That being said…how much money is Jed getting for these gay but straight instagram postings? Gay for pay is a real thing. Just sayin.

    If not getting paid, then maybe he’s sorta into dudes, and honestly, that’d be rad if he was. Some of the raddest, funniest, most down to earth dudes I know are gay and they fucking rule. The fact that kids were sending him messages telling him he’s gross and a fag is fucking disgusting. Please post their IG names so we can all DM them gay porn all day, everyday.

  4. Brooke P not Brooke G

    this comment was a wild ride from start to finish

  5. Vin Diesel

    I’m gay lets play!

  6. Slerm

    #gayforpay

  7. Popcorn

    The first interesting article Brooke has ever posted

  8. yup yut

    good story but banging dudes is defiantly gay

  9. nice

    girls that kiss other girls all the time are usually _____.

  10. what up

    I started laughing when I saw the title of the link before I even read this

  11. Man Dude

    Very respectable women

  12. Knowledge

    ^ it’s vin’s twin brother that’s gay not him btw

  13. kvlt

    learn how to fucking spell
    learn how to non-binary gender
    jfc

  14. WUT

    Snowboarding is a sport?

  15. bruce

    Everybody knows snowboarding is gay as fuck.

  16. Jed?

    He never answered whether or not he is gay.

  17. sports fan

    “Like dog, I’m not gay.”

  18. kricer

    Alex Olson made him do it

  19. He did not say if he was or not… so the question could still be open. BUT NO :

    At the bottom of the text, a link to a FRENCH website, not american, not canadian, FRENCH. And we all know french is an educated synonym of “gay”.

    And what do we see on this page ? Pics of jed skating half naked. Why would anyone skate half naked in france ? You know it. We have an answer.

  20. Jeff Keenan

    isn’t this 2014? Haven’t people colloquially decided things like this don’t matter?

    Come on people, lets change the way we think and worry about stuff that matters, like, “how much pow am I gonna get all over my fuckin’ face this season?”

  21. Truth is

    Jed is straight as Fluofun is gay.

  22. Riight

    and by pow you mean jizz

  23. upstatemike.

    drunk and in college

  24. Texas

    I heard alot of riders are black. Yobeat you got a list or something?

  25. groovy lu

    who gives a shit

  26. Pig Ol' Benis

    I’m so glad this article was made. I watched his posts go up to being taken down within an hour or whatever and was so confused. I didn’t care, I actually understand his motives to do whatever he wants, and he does. I’ve looked up to him from his “gremlins” bit as a kid or whatever that shit was, and haven’t given a thought to how weird and capable he is. Point being, dude’s a dude, a dude’s dude, and dude, if you have a problem, hop off his dick, dude. Thank dudes.

  27. justins bong

    IM NOT BUYING HIS PRO MODLE BECAUSE IM GOING TO TURN GAY IF I RIDE IT

  28. Hmm

    Go Jed. You rule.

  29. gay4lyfe

    Woah…easy there slugger. This is YoBeat, not your therapists office.

  30. JED IS A SINNER GOD DOES NOT APPROVE NOR DOES HE LIKE JED ANYMORE. BURN IN HELL JED.

    UPSTATE MIKE IS SUPER COOL HE ALWAYS COMMENTS ON BOZNUTZ IG POSTS HAAAIII BOOIIIZZZZ

  31. DUDE FOR REAL, YOBEAT! PLEASE WEIGH IN ON NICK DIRKS PISSING ALL OVER K2’s HQ SIGN. CMOONNN STOP PULLIN PUNCHES DAMN IT!

  32. Hash Singing Slasher

    DOODZ HE RIDEZ A PINK SNOWBOARD HE MUST B GAAAAAA@aA@aaa@@@AaAA@@Y!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!1!111!11!!!!!

  33. KC KYLE

    I thought what he did was fucking awesome and genius and now I respect the dude even more.

  34. K

    I’d hit it… the rail… Jed’s rail… ugh the rail in the picture of Jed hitting the rail.

    Ps. I just learned something about myself.

  35. snatch

    Being androgynous is so hot right now

  36. spiderman

    Jed you do what makes you happy whether your lipsliding a giant rail or nosepressing your way through a box.

  37. Toddrichardsnuthair

    Shit I’d fuck Jed

  38. Clayton Bigsbys step son

    If you lick other dudes tounges, then you probly will suck there cocks dry as well…jus sayin

  39. Elton John

    that was the gayest story I have ever heard

  40. JP Walker

    So I’m still the only gay snowboarder?

  41. jed

    i just wanted attention, im a hero, im edgy, im paving the way in equality, equal rights, gonz art, pontus art, gay art

  42. Billy Gilman

    :)!!!!!

  43. LAHAHA

    funniest comment so cleever wow

  44. truth

    where im from we dont care about all this equality for all types of humans, if you like men were calling you a faggot everyday of your life even if youre a half faggot youre a faggot nonetheless in our eyes, we even made this faggot kid move out of the country lol. if youre a closet gay we suggest you bottle that shit up and keep it where the sun dont shine because although its 2014 and people think as a human race “we are now better than this” that is a complete lie if anything people are going to call you a faggot more than ever, and thats just the truth.

  45. mdot

    my theory is he needed some more attention…the kid is weird plain and simple i think we can all agree on that. and i think we can all agree that if we slept in the same premises as him we would sleep ass down…

  46. High Pitch Eric

    No story here….everyone knows snowboarding is full of fags

  47. Jwhite

    Lol good title for the article to get those mouse clicks going!! $$$$

  48. upstatemike.

    literally!

  49. The real truth lol

    Shut the fuck up and stop breathing my air. You don’t deserve to live. And I bet you kiss girls you fucking bitch.

  50. ignorant booboo

    sooo, if i kiss dudes i can back 2 bringback any rail i want????

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