If you hate reading, just go click here or the image above and vote! I've never actually participated in an Internet popularity contest. I've run plenty of them and promoted plenty of them, but this is a first. Me and my writing are up for an award and geez whiz, I really wanna win! Now I am fully aware that this sort of thing is considered SPAM and I've already been told, "I don't do Facebook contest stuff" once. I get it. I watch the local news too about how your social presence can RUIN YOUR LIFE FOREVER. But here's the truth. If you're sitting in front of a computer…