I know the Internet is all in a tizzy about Miley Cyrus at the VMAs. Personally, I don't care, other than the fact it MAY drive traffic. Besides, my dog Lemmy is the best twerker I know. He does it when he's excited, and well, he's excited a lot. So first, I made this video. And then, Morgan Freeman went and read the definition of Twerking on TV. So you know this had to happen. I love the Internet.