Apparently most people don't randomly go on trips to Africa from Oregon. Something about the 23 hours of travel (each way), money, danger, etc etc. But fuck it, I do what I want and when my Internet friend (now real friend!) invited me to visit him in South Africa, I said, see ya Thursday. Now you may have caught some photos on Yobeat, but that was only one day of my trip! For the rest of my adventures, read on. We took one of those obnoxious red tourist busses around Johannessburg, and wouldn't ya know? I actually learned a bunch of stuff. It also probably prevented us from being robbed, as…