Eastern Boarder’s Last Call 2013
It’s easy to write off the Northeast with a simple “no one gives a fuck” but here’s what most people won’t tell you –The East Coast doesn’t give a fuck about you either. What those who call the East Coast home do give a fuck about is having the best time ever, and March 18th, 2013 at Loon, the stars aligned for the 13th annual Last Call. The sun was shining, and it was only sort of cold. The open container laws were unenforced, and the gondola line was a who’s who of snowboard semi-celebs. If you missed it, you missed out. End of story.
In the past 13 years, the dudes from Eastern Boarder have grown and shaped Last Call into the ultimate celebration of East Coast spring snowboarding. Now a well-oiled machine, it starts with a “big air” portion, moves to a rail conglomeration and then ends up on the classic wallride set up. The Loon Park crew is known for its creative set ups and this event is when everyone in New England gathers in one place to enjoy the fruits of their labor. And now, without the US Open, it’s also the biggest event of the season in the East, so that’s something.
This is a pretty solid nose press for a girl. Brian Skorupski.
It didn’t hurt the attendance record that the East Coast has bustling with activity this past weekend. The Lib Tech crew was still hanging around after the Near Canada Open. Forrest Burki was there with his cane and camping chair. A bunch of the O.G. Blue Lodge crew were in attendance reliving their college days and the current Plymouth State contingent, many of whom you know better as Keep the Change were going for it as well. STUMPED was in town from Mass, and the Carinthia Crew showed up to represent for Vermont, and there were probably a bunch of other people that someone cares about I’m forgetting.
As for the snowboarding itself, the name you really need to note is Tyler L’Hereux. While I’m not sure if he was drunk or not, I am sure he rode the hardest in the top two sections and was awarded with some cash for each. When the party went down on the wallride feature — an hour or so it was a free-for-all with dudes and chicks coming from every which way — Shaun Murphy was given top honors. Another notable highlight of the day was Nick Julius’s back 10 double cork, which earned him the coveted Ass Award. For most people though, this event is about friends and day drinking, so you’ll have to excuse my cloudy memory of rest of the tricks.
The day concluded with the WUSR Sub Arctic Challenge, a snowboard triathlon that includes a snowboard race, foot race, and beer shotgunning portion. Top honors when to Andrew Mutty, who may not have been the fastest drinker, but he did make it down the hill first. While there was some concern over how much of the beer ended up on his shirt vs in his stomach, the rest of the drunks really didn’t put up much of a fight, and that is pretty much the most fitting end the event.
OVERALL RESULTS
Girls
1. Elin Tortorise
2. Mary Rand
3. Amy Gan
Guys
1. Tyler L’Heureux
2. Shaun Murphy
3. Travis Nuenhaus
And since our galleries are broken, here’s a bunch more photos, blog style! Warning: many of these captions were written under the influence of alcohol.
Cole St. Martin answers the call of the yeti.
There’s nothing funny about this photo, it’s just a good hand plant from Pat “the eYe” Bridges.
Dylan Ojo, or “Dojo” as he’s fondly referred to, seems to have taken a liking to Loon, and the good news is, Loon likes him too.
Geno from the Beano is concentrating really hard on this shit.
Most people didn’t see him, but Dly9 was there.
All jump shots look the same so we’re not putting many in here, but this kid was killing it all day.
Lost in Translation or Fear and Loathing in Loon. Whatever. Forrest Burki was ready for just about anything.
We thought this might be Kevin Court aka Gravedigger, but now we’re not so sure.
This one is definitely Gravedigger and considering he was bleeding at the previous event, looks like he’s doing pretty well.
This is either Merrick Joyce of Nick Julius. Same difference really.
Live free or grab nelon. Mike Rav ain’t scared.
This chimney tap is made extra impressive when you take into account that Nick Doucette is definitely drunk.
There are way too many offensive things to say about this photo of Tarik Blowers. Let’s move on.
Derrek Lever approves this backlip from Ted Borland.
Travis Neuenhaus mctwisting his way to the podium.
This is probably the heaviest Zak Wilmot will ever look.
This is probably the worst photo of Zak Hale ever published, but you guys, he was in New Hampshire!
Preston Strout handed out a golden claw to Merrick Joyce for snowboarding well, or something.
Some east coast OG legend shit — Preston Strout, Tom Johnson and Kevin Susienka.
And some new East Coast legend shit — the ‘Goons, Dr. Brendan, Dylan Gamache and Marcus Rand and Lemi, in one photo. The Internet can stop now.
Brooke can you write the captions for our photos of animals having sex?!?
Mystery jumper = Jack Dawe? Likely, because he does indeed kill it.
Holding it down east coast!!!! killing it!
Stumped is from mass U dingus
Tyler L’Hereux on a side note did consume a 5th of whiskey(fireball) throughout the event, while chain smoking spliffs in-between sections. Not only was he by far the drunkest person the night before, getting himself borderline kicked out of every bar in Lincoln but he sure as fuck isn’t a pussy, but probably banged your pussy.
-@J_Beats-
JACCCCCCKKKKKK DAWE
Tyler L’Hereux aka John Taylor is New Hampshire… with a loogy full of laconia lung butter on the side
Mystery Jumper is most definitely Jack Dawe
The face that Brooke was at last call make me not want to go back #shutupbrooke
Looks like an East Coast event I’d want to go too. Marking my calendar down now. Nice work MASSHOLES.
^Almost
Brian Skorupski is my daughter
Awesome writeup Brooke.